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   messageicon I think the Eagles would sign Casey Anthony to a contract if they could......
←Rate | 07-31-2011 14:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to reserve judgement on the Super Committee until I see them in their costumes........
←Rate | 08-10-2011 12:23 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holly sh*t!! Thankfully I did not invest in the stock market. I took the $2.47 I made last week and invested it all in candy.........
←Rate | 08-10-2011 17:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick question.... Who gets all of Gadhafi's cool sunglasses when they catch him?
←Rate | 08-22-2011 13:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Earthquake made me spill my tea, and I'm a 1000 miles away.. I'm available for interviews ; )
←Rate | 08-23-2011 14:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............
←Rate | 08-24-2011 06:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a show of support for all my friends effected by or responding to Hurricane Irene, I am currently sitting in a washer set to spin............
←Rate | 08-26-2011 23:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching hurricane reporter standing in the surf. The weirdness in me is waiting for a shark to get him. Sorry.......
←Rate | 08-27-2011 13:05 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is truly disappointed by the lack of destruction done by Irene, I will gladly come by & break all your sh*t & leave a few bruises.......
←Rate | 08-28-2011 14:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna go old school and drop my status updates in an envelope and start mailing them to all my friends daily to help bail out the Post Office...
←Rate | 09-06-2011 08:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Wesley Snipes had paid his taxes our country wouldn't be in this position.....
←Rate | 09-08-2011 20:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Republican Bob Turner wins Weiner's old seat. Hmmm.. I hope they steam cleaned it for him??
←Rate | 09-14-2011 05:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FBI announced the Scarlett Johansson photos are illegal. Holly Sh*t!! That makes me Public Enemy Number One.........
←Rate | 09-16-2011 14:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed Obama's speech....Someone please tell me there will be a rebroadcast translation of Obama's speech into Pirate speak this afternoon??
←Rate | 09-19-2011 11:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put on clean whitie tighties...Check. What other falling satellite preparations should I be making??.....
←Rate | 09-23-2011 11:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guy's, don't forget to clear your browser history every 5 minutes just in case that satellite hits you......
←Rate | 09-23-2011 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - If you find bit of the satellite, you have to call the police and someone from NASA (prob Bruce Willis) will come over to collect it, apparently!......
←Rate | 09-23-2011 14:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst part about the Hank Williams Jr remarks and backlash is that Toby Keith will most likely write a song about it now....
←Rate | 10-04-2011 08:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been celebrating Columbus Day by walking into my neighbors homes and telling them that I live there now.........
←Rate | 10-10-2011 11:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA cancels first two weeks of the season. I hope Kim and Khloe are gonna be ok........
←Rate | 10-11-2011 00:13 by sully Comments (0)  




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