Funny Status Message #71483

X FBI announced the Scarlett Johansson photos are illegal. Holly Sh*t!! That makes me Public Enemy Number One.........
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 146486 I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Scarlett Johansson" married. Or Jessica Alba Or Beyonce. Or Jennifer Aniston...
# 74908 congratulations Vodka man! You've just been named public enemy number 1 in a matter of 10 minutes...
# 166318 According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

←Rate | 09-16-2011 14:03 by sully

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links