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   messageicon Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 21:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?
←Rate | 02-21-2011 09:45 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men get circumcised? Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!! :))
←Rate | 02-24-2011 08:55 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that the word 'Heck' is a mixture between 'Hell' & 'F*ck'?
←Rate | 02-26-2011 04:18 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 13:51 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I caught a Grenade for you I Will No Longer Able to Hold On To You Forever!!!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 14:17 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi welcome to Hollister, Would you like a flashlight?
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:06 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your In ur bed, it's 6 AM,u close ur eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30,u close your eyes for 5 minutes,it"s 1:31
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:47 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why didn't you answer my phone call?" Oh, sorry I was dancing to the ringtone
←Rate | 03-01-2011 09:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, Thats physically impossiple
←Rate | 03-01-2011 11:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my headphones just like having wild sex in my pocket, that would explain all the knots... -__-
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:15 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Nosey Friend, I know you're reading my inbox while You're "playing" with my phone.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents call it "talking back" we call it explaining.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:57 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 13:46 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a quiz is NOT multiple choice... You know you're screwed.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 14:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Student: B!TCH I WILL PISS ON THIS FLOOR!! 
←Rate | 03-01-2011 15:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon  Ugly people: Don't play hard to get, you're already hard to want.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 17:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when someone you don't like sends you a friend request, then you decline. Then they send another one.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 07:46 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  




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