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   messageicon I'm so glad television redefined the word "marathon" to mean the exact opposite of physical exercise.
←Rate | 03-19-2015 04:31 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has Al Sharpton's presence EVER made anything better?
←Rate | 05-04-2015 07:59 by DeeX Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.
←Rate | 05-05-2015 07:13 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking beforehand
←Rate | 05-08-2015 05:47 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the day that the Blues was made for. Thank you B.B. (Blues Boy) King for everything.
←Rate | 05-15-2015 04:11 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most realistic part of Avengers: Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few hours on the Internet.
←Rate | 05-19-2015 02:32 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact that Gordon Ramsay hasn't been gutted yet is all the proof I need to know that his show is staged.
←Rate | 05-29-2015 05:52 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: Real men like curves. Me: No. Real men like whatever the (bleep) they want.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 11:36 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yea, gun control is awesome...if you're the one controlling the guns.
←Rate | 06-20-2015 12:40 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a father, but I have been called "daddy" a few times.
←Rate | 06-21-2015 03:32 by DeeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone's all "confederate flag" this, "gay marriage" that. And I'm just sitting here waiting for the new Minions movie to come out.
←Rate | 06-27-2015 15:10 by DeeX Comments (0)  



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