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   messageicon trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are having a bad day, when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:52 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is only a light switch away.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her $hit.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:52 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:53 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 12:54 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:19 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:12 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked the Magic ❽ Ball if I was going to clean the house today and it said, Signs point to yes. Sh*t I hate when it says
←Rate | 06-28-2010 20:36 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 15:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 15:56 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am having an out of money experience.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 15:27 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume put me there?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 17:05 by CJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon The hardest part about business is minding your own.
←Rate | 08-30-2010 17:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never steal. The government hates competition.
←Rate | 08-30-2010 17:38 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The future isn't what it used to be...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:22 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:24 by CJ Comments (0)  




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