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   messageicon I wish my past could be my future
←Rate | 07-07-2010 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are superheros cause who else could bleed for 5 days and not die!?
←Rate | 07-08-2010 14:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY
←Rate | 07-11-2010 22:12 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB
←Rate | 07-12-2010 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future ;)
←Rate | 07-12-2010 23:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why when you wanna break up you hear this "u will never find someone like me?" NO Serious do you think that I leave you For being with someone like u????!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 00:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do girls run from the ones that make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry?
←Rate | 07-18-2010 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 23:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 00:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!
←Rate | 07-19-2010 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon tHInks pEOPle WHo TyPE LikE thiS aRe retARDed.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Cincinnati, a women gave birth to two 10-pound baby boys. The kids are named Strech and Mark.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)
←Rate | 07-21-2010 14:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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