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   messageicon would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs
←Rate | 02-14-2011 17:30 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Discount Chocolate Tuesday!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 13:28 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing more exhilarating than playing air guitar in your underwear...
←Rate | 02-15-2011 13:29 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think when someone asks for advice they're really asking "want to start a debate?"
←Rate | 02-15-2011 14:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont smoke...there are cooler ways to die.
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:09 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leaving me a 3 minute voicemail is unnecessary
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook: Stop being like my mom and suggesting people for me to be friends with.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the camera would add ten pounds to my bank account
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just met one of those people that start laughing at things you said 10 minutes ago....because they just "got it"
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do all the beautiful women with blond hair, dye their roots brown?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 20:28 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right
←Rate | 02-19-2011 15:57 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex said I would always have the key to her heart, so I take it that her new man is a locksmith?
←Rate | 02-20-2011 18:40 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your profile said you had a body like an amusement park, but when I met you it looked more like a trailer park. what gives?
←Rate | 02-20-2011 18:41 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cutting education funding to help the economy is like planting chicken eggs rather than feeding the hen.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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