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   messageicon part of a complete breakfast
←Rate | 01-07-2008 17:20 by Special J Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking to the 8 ball for all the answers
←Rate | 01-12-2008 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not doing what Simon says
←Rate | 01-12-2008 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about
←Rate | 01-13-2008 07:12 by Stramoshu Comments (0)  


   messageicon not yet rated.
←Rate | 01-13-2008 18:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon throwing peanuts at old ladies
←Rate | 01-14-2008 23:11 by Davi Comments (6)  


   messageicon magically delicious.
←Rate | 01-16-2008 13:37 by Tammy Comments (0)  


   messageicon out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
←Rate | 01-22-2008 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
←Rate | 01-24-2008 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for the men in white coats to come.
←Rate | 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "coming up next, right after this brief message."
←Rate | 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off
←Rate | 02-04-2008 01:18 Comments (5)  


   messageicon looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
←Rate | 02-09-2008 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you by the letters W T F.
←Rate | 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the walrus
←Rate | 02-12-2008 22:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
←Rate | 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse Comments (0)  


   messageicon clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
←Rate | 02-13-2008 17:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your perfect drug
←Rate | 02-15-2008 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
←Rate | 02-18-2008 20:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon naked under his clothes
←Rate | 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal Comments (0)  



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