love Funny Status Messages

   The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.

   Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it. "

   Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

   Mr. Howell's and Gingers' love child

   Honk if you love Jesus! Text while you drive if you want to meet him!

   thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.

   Please please God, will you still love me if I don't forward the annoying chain e-mail I got to 25 of my friends?

   well god already hates me cause I dint 4wrd mail to 25 friends of mine. I will never be a wealthy man cause I dint 4wrd another mail of happy wealth to another 25 friends.i will never get the love of my life cause I dint 4wrd love chain mail to another 2

   There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence

   My Love is Like Hell! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Drunk!

   Love is a game in which one always cheats.

   if love were a blow pop then I would blow you forever.

   knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.

   Out of all your lies I love you was my favorite.

   Let me just take care of all of this reposting I have to do at once? My life is wonderful, I hate cancer, I donated to Haiti, I support our troops, I love my Mom,I`m from Everett,Hugs and smiles to to you,I won`t join your farmville, I won`t be answering

   love and expectations are inversely proportional

   i hate to love, I love to hate...

   I must be the only person that didn't like Avatar. I fell asleep an hour into it. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a love story I would have rented "The Notebook" then promptly shot myself in the face.

   You'd think after the 37th take, the director would have realized I was messing up the love scene on purpose. Hey, times are hard. I'll take it where I can get it these days.

   I love your approach. Now let's see about your departure.