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   messageicon Leap year on a hump day? Oh, the innuendo possibilities are endless...
←Rate | 02-29-2012 08:22 by luvthecubs Comments (0)  

   messageicon my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles
←Rate | 02-29-2012 09:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}
←Rate | 02-29-2012 10:39 by BDB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!
←Rate | 02-29-2012 16:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day and Leap Day! A word of caution: try not to do both at once I dunno for sure but it may be dangerous. You could try humping then leaping or leaping then humping? Either way just be safe.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 22:38 by Tera Martin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since it's Hump Day Wednesday, rather than have my usual can of Redbull, I'll try Redbone, "She'll give me brain"
←Rate | 05-23-2012 07:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 05:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 21:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 08:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 19:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 18:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:51 by Sarah Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 10:37 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 07:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hump Day tedium..(Yes, tedium. I don't care about your boring business deal. Unless you won the lottery or Marilyn Monroe came back from the dead to gave you head, your day was tedious.)
←Rate | 01-09-2013 18:33 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 10:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”
←Rate | 05-31-2013 09:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!
←Rate | 07-10-2013 10:40 by m Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg
←Rate | 07-31-2013 11:23 Comments (0)  

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