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   messageicon Your car took up two spaces,, So I tried to move it over with my key.
←Rate | 04-28-2015 23:18 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 6yo thinks it's bullcrap that grown-ups don't get a summer break.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 16:48 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kurt Cobain would be so disappointed to find out teen spirit now smells like Axe body spray
←Rate | 10-09-2012 16:02 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon I already want to take a nap tomorrow
←Rate | 05-03-2012 15:55 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 06:59 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup...
←Rate | 07-02-2012 20:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 10 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think "Don't Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 18:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 18:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he'd couldn't whine on FB.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 15:29 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they're flying too close together?
←Rate | 03-27-2014 08:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tuesday on 'Ancient Hoarders' - A concerned Jerusalem couple fights to save their son Noah from his spiraling animal collection.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 14:41 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?......................... (you smart people grinned didn't you.)
←Rate | 07-15-2013 16:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you
←Rate | 10-15-2012 20:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 42,337 times,, and you are a weather man.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 07:21 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 17:17 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon The plain cake donut is always the last one picked.... Come with me poor little plain cake donut,, you can be on my team.
←Rate | 04-03-2012 21:57 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 07:35 by snotty Comments (0)  



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