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   messageicon If you die in a manner that leaves your body unrecognizable they identify you by your dental records; if they don't know who you are, how in the world would they know who your dentist is?"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)
←Rate | 03-05-2011 00:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know college has changed you when you see your 6 year old niece drinking out of a red plastic cup, and you scream, "Don't drink that... juice." Oh.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I like my status updates like I like my mini skirts. Long enough to cover the important parts but short enough to keep things interesting."
←Rate | 08-17-2010 20:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."
←Rate | 04-27-2010 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon All the Animals are on board and accounted for, Noah, but I've got bad news. The unicorns are gay."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)
←Rate | 08-19-2010 14:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 17:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't hear it with your OWN ears or see it with your OWN eyes, don't go passing it on with your OWN mouth!"
←Rate | 03-05-2011 10:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not understand how a phone that starts your car can be a selling point. If someone steals your phone, they not only have your car, but more than likely your facebook, which let's face it, is scarier than losing a car.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google and Me, it's like we finish eachother's sentences."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 22:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misunderstanding one word can make all the difference - like the time my girlfriend said that she'd like me to splurge on her occasionally."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I drink I break my "No" button. Yes, I want another drink. Yes, you can take me home. Yes, I'm sure I can drive. Yes, I will dance on the bar."
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do You Really expect everybody to believe your "in a relationship" with someone who doesn't have facebook? Your fooling no one..
←Rate | 05-21-2010 02:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Having a wireless mouse makes it way too tempting to throw it across the room when my computer gives me trouble."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if I Should be mad at you or my phone.. because when you called me under "Restricted" my phone didn't use your specific ringtone. so now I'm stuck talking to you!!"
←Rate | 05-14-2010 13:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're totally screwed when the guy who stole your identity begs you to take it back."
←Rate | 09-13-2011 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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