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X is Everytime I drink I break my "No" button. Yes, I want another drink. Yes, you can take me home. Yes, I'm sure I can drive. Yes, I will dance on the bar."
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←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:11 by Dylan Bosch | Tags: Approved , noads

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