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   messageicon At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:36 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you brought a laptop with you to Starbucks? You must be so very important.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
←Rate | 08-03-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 17:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t try to rush me while waiting behind me at a Redbox, I will read what every movie is about…twice
←Rate | 01-08-2013 21:02 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


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