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   messageicon My wife said I don't do enough work around the house. Its like she thinks this FB account just runs itself.........smh
←Rate | 06-10-2012 23:22 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies....
←Rate | 08-21-2012 15:42 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet Aaron Hernandez is pretty pumped he can legally marry his cell mate.
←Rate | 06-26-2013 13:16 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:30 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heads up, peeps. There are over 700 fake Obamacare sites ready to swipe your info. Pro tip: The real site is the one that doesn't work...
←Rate | 10-25-2013 13:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon These debates are cool, but I think Romney and Obama should just skip the last debate and do an episode of "Wife Swap" instead...
←Rate | 10-16-2012 20:50 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie....
←Rate | 07-31-2014 19:01 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm convinced these mosquitoes are on bath salts.....
←Rate | 07-04-2012 07:51 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rapture Prank: Put small piles of clothes around local churches the morning of 5/22 & record reactions : )
←Rate | 05-18-2011 07:11 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News: NFL is going to investigate the Falcons for Domestic Violence against the Bucs...
←Rate | 09-18-2014 21:41 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon So much for my plans on surviving the zombie apocalypse on twinkies.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 09:06 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my wife is mad at me...... so when she walks by, I do what any man would do in this situation: I PLAY DEAD!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 10:39 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him...
←Rate | 08-24-2012 07:18 by sully Comments (2)  

   messageicon Relax, everyone.....The government that couldn't get a website to work has got this Ebola thing. Don't worry!!
←Rate | 08-04-2014 21:25 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my "funny" status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body...
←Rate | 06-12-2014 21:42 by SULLY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?
←Rate | 03-22-2014 15:33 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently the NFL replacement Refs now work as tape-delay guys at Fox News....
←Rate | 09-28-2012 18:03 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Captain Coward's excuse that he "fell into a lifeboat" is heading into "the dog ate my homework" territory.....Don'y you think?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 06:34 by sully Comments (0)  

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