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   messageicon Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:36 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying "You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox's, PS3's, iphones, flat-screen tv's & laptops, you ungrateful little sh!t"
←Rate | 12-19-2011 23:42 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you're driving illegally, suddenly every car is an undercover cop.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 18:57 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your apartment is hit by a dolphin DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OK. That's just how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 18:39 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Saw a baby shirt that said, "Sh!t my pants, took a nap and sucked on some titties...how was your day?"
←Rate | 12-12-2011 20:21 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine",
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:46 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best way to end an argument is to let your opponent scream out a statement and reply by throwing up your hands and saying, "That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you!" and then walking away.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 20:27 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon that awkard moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:41 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls spend too much time trying to look nice and not enough time trying to act nice.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:29 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like mario. he's cool. he's all like " hello, I'm maaarrio, I'm a Italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican."
←Rate | 10-12-2011 06:46 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I could type my mood into my iPod and it would make a playlist for me.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 21:01 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 20:57 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bus drivers inwardly laugh at you when they drop you off in the rain.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 15:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I didnt do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a f*cking genius!"
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:36 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dont you ou hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?",
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:17 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was still lingers.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:31 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:12 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are times where you really do feel sorry for Squidward.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:04 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think about it Johnny Bravo would be perfect for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 01:20 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon GF: Babe what are you doing?? BF:Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now hunny and you sweetheart ? GF:In the club standing right behind you
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:39 by g0re Comments (0)  

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