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   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw two people together at a restaurant and neither of them were texting anyone. Weird.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have are talking about renewing our vows. Or as I like to call it, getting a double life sentence.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm waiting till the iPad 1,473 comes out because it will fly you to the moon while you surf the internet.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:24 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon we all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"
←Rate | 02-28-2011 18:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:58 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 20:28 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leaving me a 3 minute voicemail is unnecessary
←Rate | 02-16-2011 16:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:12 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 11:43 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your profile said you had a body like an amusement park, but when I met you it looked more like a trailer park. what gives?
←Rate | 02-20-2011 18:41 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 16:47 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think when someone asks for advice they're really asking "want to start a debate?"
←Rate | 02-15-2011 14:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:39 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon 5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
←Rate | 02-11-2011 16:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more...
←Rate | 03-01-2011 11:45 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  



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