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   messageicon To drink or not to drink!? What a stupid question!
←Rate | 11-22-2013 12:50 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, now I'm on the naughty list
←Rate | 12-24-2012 15:26 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Reverse cowgirl"… So you don't have to experience morning breath
←Rate | 06-19-2014 07:45 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone tell the Broncos what time the game started?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:04 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently, California has the highest rate of Adultery and Depression. It's a sad State of affairs....
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:03 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drinking enthusiast!
←Rate | 03-26-2013 17:37 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's hard to be intimidating when your boots keep making fart sounds when you walk...
←Rate | 11-15-2013 17:35 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you keep a foot in the past and a foot in the future, you're gonna piss on the present...
←Rate | 01-05-2013 08:26 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon breaking up is hard to do... unless of course you're mad and there's a vase nearby....
←Rate | 01-27-2013 15:23 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon At least my computer goes down on me
←Rate | 02-08-2013 08:20 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today I identify as someone on welfare, so I don't have to go to work right?
←Rate | 04-26-2016 07:16 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet the man who discovered milk felt awkward when he had to explain why he was doing that to a cow in the first place...
←Rate | 04-15-2013 10:24 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you’re going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance....
←Rate | 09-26-2013 08:54 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon my husband says I have multiple personalities... well 4 can play that game...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:50 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ya know... statisically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy...
←Rate | 01-29-2013 17:57 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a "for lease" sign, I painted "navidad" under it ...
←Rate | 12-11-2013 04:34 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
←Rate | 01-16-2013 22:01 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon a hangover is the wrath of grapes
←Rate | 01-27-2013 15:20 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon I fell on the floor last night... good thing the 5 second rule didn't apply
←Rate | 10-04-2013 08:19 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are givers and takers in this world... Takers eat better, givers sleep better
←Rate | 12-06-2013 00:32 by YODA Comments (0)  

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