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   messageicon ‎- My missus was so sick this morning........That I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast....
←Rate | 07-17-2010 14:22 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- Liking your own facebook status is like a bloke congratulating his hand after a w**k!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 07:39 by Y.P Comments (2)  


   messageicon -- I come from a long line of Conga dancers.....
←Rate | 03-29-2010 12:17 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- I lost my watch earlier, I would have looked for it but I just didn't have the time......
←Rate | 02-28-2010 10:25 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to see this girl across the road from me. She would get naked for me each morning it was great. But now she closes her curtains.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 18:49 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sky News "Tree Falls On Bank" Does anyone happen to know what branch ?
←Rate | 03-01-2010 19:12 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- I was playing golf with my missus the other day..She is absolutely horrific at driving and much better just using an iron the whole time. .....As for the golf she wasn't that bad......
←Rate | 04-10-2010 20:50 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door.
←Rate | 02-22-2010 17:59 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying my girlfriend is thick, but we had a gas leak and she put a bucket under it.....
←Rate | 03-01-2010 16:27 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 20:14 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I saw an article in a magazine titled, "10 ways to make your wife come".........I didn't bother reading it though...... I'm too f***ing busy searching for 1 way to make her go......
←Rate | 05-05-2010 19:16 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon --- I hate farmers, the're always spreading sh*t
←Rate | 03-26-2010 15:22 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- The most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position... The husband sits and begs for it while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 19:53 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I've just written a song about a Tortilla......Well I guess it's more of a Wrap....
←Rate | 06-05-2010 13:44 by Y.P Comments (2)  


   messageicon Feels sorry for skinny people, I know this girl who is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower just to get wet....
←Rate | 03-09-2010 16:49 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I can't believe we only managed a draw against a sh*t team we should easily have beaten........I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.....
←Rate | 06-19-2010 08:56 by Y.P Comments (1)  


   messageicon • I've just been told that the invisible man and a ghost are going to have a fight... But I just can't see that happening.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:47 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend has a cracking body. .... I think it's eczema.
←Rate | 03-27-2010 16:11 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I heard my mates's girlfriend say to him..."You'd be fitter if you exercised you lazy f**k".....I could't help myself interrupting and said to her...."You'd be a lot f**kin fitter if you were your sister"....
←Rate | 05-31-2010 13:55 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I just don't like the look of my hands.....That's why I always keep them at arms length.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 12:44 by Y.P Comments (0)  



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