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   messageicon I study. I take the test. I pass it. I forget what I learned...
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:18 by tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's the people who make a party awesome, not the drinks,bro
←Rate | 07-19-2012 23:37 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does your a** ever get jealous of the big amount of sh*t that comes out of your mouth??
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:18 by tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon hi say 2 wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find may you... CONFUSED?? Now read it backwards..
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:04 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- "Let`s go", I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:27 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon that sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching a awesome movie :(
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:01 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women may not hit harder.....but they can hit lower
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:09 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with barbies & the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:33 by tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Boy: "Are those space pants? Cause your a** is outta this world" Girl: "No, they are softball pants, & this a** is outta your league
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:40 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon FACEBOOK" The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”...
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:54 by tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will be running in a 0.25 mile run in support of people with attention deficit disorder (aka Kardashin Dash)
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:14 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon anyone gonna tell Americas Funniest Videos that theres youtube?
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:14 by tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can wake someone who is sleeping but you can't wake up someone pretending to sleep.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:28 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up
←Rate | 05-02-2012 13:12 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon This post is so good you will read it twice, this post is so good you just read it twice.
←Rate | 05-09-2012 18:07 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:44 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't think I could ever stab someone, I mean lets be honest I can barely get the straw in a Capri Sun
←Rate | 04-08-2012 01:24 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Babe, is it in?" "Yeah" "Is it hurting?" "Mmhmm" "Let me try to put it in slowly" "Ouch,it still hurts!" "Ok, let's try another shoe size...
←Rate | 02-03-2012 05:34 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


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