Stevielea Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]
3

Search results for status messages containing 'Stevielea': View All Messages
Page: 3 of 3

   messageicon In a crowded room I like to let out a silent but deadly fart then shout "do I smell popcorn" so everyone gets a good whiff!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 13:10 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 05:28 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whomever has my Voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks....I'm in public!
←Rate | 08-21-2018 03:08 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when you think you see a good parking spot but then you turn the corner and Stuart f@&k!Ng little is parked there.
←Rate | 10-07-2018 18:11 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part Of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "don't listen to that guy... He's drunk."
←Rate | 08-20-2018 11:39 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having a bad day?? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and your the only one with an ass!
←Rate | 08-21-2018 02:55 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison!
←Rate | 09-10-2018 17:03 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. For skills I possess when shaving my nuts that I could apply to other aspects of my life!
←Rate | 12-26-2018 08:02 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, then realized it said "THICK CUT"
←Rate | 01-18-2019 16:13 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you for all your kind messages on my birthday.....and thank you Facebook for reminding them.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 17:01 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Can I get a coke please?" "Nope is pepsi ok" "Do you do updog?" "What's updog?" " Not much...and no pepsi is not ok".
←Rate | 02-08-2019 10:19 by Stevielea Comments (0)  



3

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left