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   messageicon Did I miss the grammys again! darn that makes like 10 years in a row.
←Rate | 02-25-2019 22:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentine candy clearance aisle.
←Rate | 02-15-2019 23:31 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wish every project I start was as easily finished as in the how to videos.
←Rate | 02-18-2019 07:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm no longer afraid to say that I loved Milli Vanilli's songs!.....or whoever it was that perform their songs.
←Rate | 05-27-2019 00:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol kills!....But on the bright side of that, if it wasn't for alcohol most of my friend's would have never been born.
←Rate | 03-15-2019 00:51 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I decided not to host the Oscars this year and see they couldn't find anyone to replace me.
←Rate | 02-10-2020 08:45 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Loving and all these Christmas photos you're posting of your families who look as joyous and festive as the family who came with a picture frame I bought a while ago, who I also don't know.
←Rate | 12-26-2018 13:21 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon For sale: Slightly used Christmas tree. Can pick up in front of neighbors house.
←Rate | 12-28-2018 07:53 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon With facebook down I went back to doing those little things we sometimes overlook while it's up, like keeping the dishes from polling up in the sink, folding the laundry on top of the dryer, finishing reading those books I started reading and showering.
←Rate | 03-14-2019 10:28 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon "No, I just carry it around to look cool" was my reply after being asked "Do you play?" in regards to the guitar on my back.
←Rate | 03-04-2019 09:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Like this status if you're the type of person who likes to carry all your groceries into your house in one trip, but then realize at the front door you have so many bags in your hands you can't get the keys out of pocket.
←Rate | 06-16-2019 14:59 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so old I remember when people the only people who took something off your porch were called milkmen.
←Rate | 01-03-2020 20:32 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just once in my life I'd love to make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
←Rate | 02-01-2019 00:06 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shoutout to the guy driving the BMW who gave me the finger after I honked at you. Your cell phone's on top of your car!
←Rate | 04-12-2019 21:53 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think you can win me over with just food music and a pretty face your damn right!
←Rate | 05-18-2019 09:37 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Where did we go wrong when in 1969 we could send a man all the way to the Moon and be in perfect contact with them, when in 2019 I cant walking to the next room without losing your cell phone signal.
←Rate | 05-21-2019 07:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just want to be as happy as the characters in any horror movie are during the first half hour of the film.
←Rate | 07-31-2019 04:40 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Coming out can be hard as people don't understand our way of life and can be very close minded, but I feel in this day and age I can no longer be afraid to say I love Disco!
←Rate | 07-11-2019 19:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a kid I thought I would never grow up to be the type of person to go out running every morning. And I was right.
←Rate | 09-28-2018 11:02 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just cleaned up my friends list, so if you can see this post it means you've made the cut because your special!....or my worst enemy I just want to keep an eye on.
←Rate | 11-29-2018 02:58 by Moon Comments (0)  

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