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   messageicon Happy Halloweenkend!!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 12:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 03:37 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon thats weird?! all my mom wanted was cool whip for mothers day.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:45 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Women are made to be loved, not understood."
←Rate | 07-28-2010 16:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ain't talking about Floyd when I say I love May weather.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 17:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember the police are sort of like dogs, they usually don't chase you unless you run.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:30 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is the dollar drink @ Mc D's smaller than the dollar Sweet Tea?? I jus dump that sh*t out n refill it wit Hi-C.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 15:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon In order to make change in your life you have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired
←Rate | 10-20-2014 17:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sick of girls saying all guys are the same we aren't they just always go for the same kinda guy.......
←Rate | 07-24-2011 16:26 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon God never gives you anything you can't handle and apparently he thinks I can handle a hell of alot.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 15:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves picking his nephew up from Preschool cause the single mothers are usually late and so am I :D
←Rate | 11-09-2010 15:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide
←Rate | 08-15-2010 11:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me
←Rate | 03-26-2012 00:07 by l Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me Mr Zimmerman I know this isn't the right time but umm.. Who is that chick that sits behind you to the left?!!
←Rate | 07-12-2013 20:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates when I wake up late for work and get ready in a hurry, then you realize its your day off. : (
←Rate | 07-22-2010 06:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon you better like this status or I'll post a old picture of you and really get some laughs
←Rate | 07-08-2010 07:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adam Sandler looks like Don Flamingo from Mike Tysons Punchout.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 07:36 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont know wheather to rake or shovel...
←Rate | 10-29-2011 11:41 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon sleeping on the bottom bunk when I was younger wasn't easy.....Its hard to sleep with a raincoat on.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 19:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls know everything except when a guy likes them..
←Rate | 09-11-2011 20:54 by L Comments (0)  



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