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   messageicon PSY does the gangnam style dance so much...don't you think he should've lost some weight by now?
←Rate | 02-04-2013 11:03 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most photographed red carpet in Hollywood is still Lindsay's.
←Rate | 01-13-2014 14:23 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies need to take it easy on the make up. You look like you were the first person to pass out at an Avon party...
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:08 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't lie, I'd pay top dollar to just see Katy Perry work a jackhammer for a few minutes.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 12:59 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just explained Google images to my mom. "Pick anything to search for..." I told her. "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked... "Except that." I replied
←Rate | 09-09-2013 14:46 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found a jacket that I wore in 2002 and found a Nokia 3220 in the pocket... It still has 2 bars left...
←Rate | 01-16-2014 10:26 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%
←Rate | 03-22-2013 13:47 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the American Thanksgiving or as we in Canada like to call it...Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving you funny people...
←Rate | 11-22-2012 08:41 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
←Rate | 03-24-2013 11:38 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student named Todd who loves MMA...
←Rate | 04-04-2013 10:52 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lance Armstrong cheated this whole time? Yeah right...next thing you're going to tell me is that Subway's footlong sandwiches are only 11 inches long...silly people...
←Rate | 01-18-2013 12:16 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry Will and Kate...but every baby born is a prince or princess
←Rate | 07-25-2013 07:04 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it turns out, the answer wasn't at the bottom of the bottle, I guess I'll have to check in the other 23...
←Rate | 01-04-2013 20:37 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke...
←Rate | 05-09-2014 11:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my wife she just needed to embrace her mistakes. She wept softly...and then hugged me.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 09:00 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright...who else is making plans to move to Colorado?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:58 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Denver is going to be the mile "really" high city...
←Rate | 11-07-2012 13:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them...
←Rate | 06-19-2013 10:19 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon 1920: "May I have this dance?" 1950: "Want to go to the drive-in?" 1980: "What's your sign?" 2012: "Here's a picture of my p eni$."
←Rate | 04-06-2013 13:18 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat probably thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream...
←Rate | 01-26-2016 10:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  



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