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   messageicon Wednesday is known as "hump day". But to my dog, everyday is hump day.
←Rate | 09-25-2018 16:45 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's an easy way to convert your sofa into a sofabed...... Forget the wife's birthday.
←Rate | 09-20-2018 02:09 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If meterorologist are people who studies the weather. Are people who study meteors weatherologist?
←Rate | 08-13-2018 21:49 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Almond milk will now be known as white stuff from nuts."
←Rate | 08-01-2018 01:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon To make perfect chilli only use 239 beans. If you add one more it willbe too farty.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 18:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good thing about inflation. It allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without having to move.
←Rate | 09-20-2018 02:14 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
←Rate | 10-22-2018 00:25 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing to FEAR, but the book FEAR itself
←Rate | 09-15-2018 05:07 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean..... Against the walls, tables, chairs ect ect
←Rate | 09-29-2018 23:12 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'am a compulsive liar Everything I say is a lie And that is the truth.... "BELIEVE ME"
←Rate | 04-18-2018 18:17 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:40 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon When we were kids my sister played with dolls and I played with soldiers. Now it's the other way round.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:00 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a ghost bee? ...... A boo bee.
←Rate | 09-21-2018 00:18 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 unwritten rules fop a good life. #1.........................#2........................ #3.........................
←Rate | 09-07-2018 06:17 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bucket list..... 1. Bucket 2. Ice 3. 6pk beer.
←Rate | 08-31-2018 22:15 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red sox clinch world series. L.A. Dodgers won't have to go to white house. So who's the real winner?
←Rate | 10-30-2018 22:50 by Haha Comments (5)  


   messageicon When my mother in-law said she wants to be creamated. I immediatley made her an appointment for next week.
←Rate | 09-14-2018 23:00 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 05:15 by HaHa Comments (2)  


   messageicon When the police shut down the town brothel. There was a sign that read, beat it, this brothel is closed.
←Rate | 10-22-2018 21:31 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon given your computer the Swine Flu Virus
←Rate | 05-03-2009 05:33 by Haha Comments (0)  




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