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   messageicon I had a falling out with a co-worker when he found out I slept with his sister. We're cool now. He is even teaching me Spanish. Now I can order steak(Soy un idiota que tiene sexo con las vacas). Thanks Javier!!
←Rate | 11-08-2011 15:20 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Skoal Tobacco Co: Can you please come up with a pouch with a 50/50 mix of tobacco and coffee grounds? Thanks
←Rate | 10-05-2011 14:40 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to the guy in drive thru who went against the man, and gave me THREE packets of Ketchup for my large fries.
←Rate | 02-19-2014 14:50 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Family Rule: Always give the first pancake to the person you dislike the most in your household.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 11:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My auto-correct has the education of a free year old.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 19:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the first of the year, my healthcare plan will be a Band-Aid and a prayer.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 18:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon at Walmart buying pajama jeans for Thanksgiving dinner.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 15:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just nailed the "She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys.." part on Hotel California.....don't judge
←Rate | 03-23-2012 18:19 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not judging at all, but if you have a mullet in your commercial, you might want to update your advertising.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 03:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:27 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did a law pass that I don't know about which requires all minivans to go 15mph under the posted speed limit on AM freeways?
←Rate | 01-10-2011 11:47 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "For the last time woman, it's an ACTION figure!!!"
←Rate | 01-11-2012 10:47 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:17 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Possible post if Facebook was around in 1979) Busy day today. Me and the boys are riding all over town on our bikes. Later we'll be at the lot playing Hot Wheels, so hit me up if you're in.
←Rate | 06-04-2014 16:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cause nobody says, "Slow down, theres a security gaurd!"
←Rate | 12-18-2010 12:56 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Pet Peeve: Overachieving seat belts.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 13:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon checked in at The F-in Catalina Wine Mixer.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Parents, do your job, and quit having other people make your decisions for you. Buy your damn kids a dog without posting for likes. -The Whole Damn Internet
←Rate | 01-24-2013 01:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon That 1/4 mile of blindness, before the defrost kicks in...
←Rate | 03-28-2014 09:27 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you've made a serious vocational error, if you're covered in blood, crap, or oil by 6am.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 18:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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