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   messageicon You know college has changed you when you see your 6 year old niece drinking out of a red plastic cup, and you scream, "Don't drink that... juice." Oh.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 00:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I like my status updates like I like my mini skirts. Long enough to cover the important parts but short enough to keep things interesting."
←Rate | 08-17-2010 20:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."
←Rate | 04-27-2010 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon All the Animals are on board and accounted for, Noah, but I've got bad news. The unicorns are gay."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)
←Rate | 08-19-2010 14:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 17:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't hear it with your OWN ears or see it with your OWN eyes, don't go passing it on with your OWN mouth!"
←Rate | 03-05-2011 10:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not understand how a phone that starts your car can be a selling point. If someone steals your phone, they not only have your car, but more than likely your facebook, which let's face it, is scarier than losing a car.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google and Me, it's like we finish eachother's sentences."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 22:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misunderstanding one word can make all the difference - like the time my girlfriend said that she'd like me to splurge on her occasionally."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I drink I break my "No" button. Yes, I want another drink. Yes, you can take me home. Yes, I'm sure I can drive. Yes, I will dance on the bar."
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do You Really expect everybody to believe your "in a relationship" with someone who doesn't have facebook? Your fooling no one..
←Rate | 05-21-2010 02:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Having a wireless mouse makes it way too tempting to throw it across the room when my computer gives me trouble."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if I Should be mad at you or my phone.. because when you called me under "Restricted" my phone didn't use your specific ringtone. so now I'm stuck talking to you!!"
←Rate | 05-14-2010 13:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it says on my sidebar on facebook.. "Many of people who like Lindsey Lohan also liked Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" Oh no, that can't be good.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 21:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're totally screwed when the guy who stole your identity begs you to take it back."
←Rate | 09-13-2011 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"
←Rate | 02-28-2010 15:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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