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   messageicon When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 00:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you post pictures of yourself flaunting money, I am forced to think you're not used to having it.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 14:59 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you are on a hamster wheel when you go to work to make enough money to pay for your car so you can get to work.
←Rate | 10-01-2012 10:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 12:24 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're all sex addicts. Some of us just have better dealers.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 14:41 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to add tension to a conference call with a surprise toilet flush.
←Rate | 06-15-2013 16:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love yourself, just don’t do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 03:43 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them
←Rate | 02-03-2014 11:59 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
←Rate | 04-17-2013 00:45 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Wikipedia is in blackout today, in protest of online anti-piracy laws, can anyone tell me where the G-Spot is?
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, i'm stuck here just holding my rod
←Rate | 01-03-2012 13:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would describe my dancing style as “Oh my god, is he having a seizure?”
←Rate | 08-16-2015 10:09 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy at work just asked me if I was homosexual. His exact words were "Do you like Twilight?"
←Rate | 12-07-2011 13:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 10:53 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do actors think we care who the they are going to vote for. Make movies and shut up!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 10:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been told by several women that I'm a great listener. A majority of whom, have huge boobs.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 13:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 14:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come people that should never be allowed to reproduce have the most kids?
←Rate | 01-30-2012 08:14 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  



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