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   messageicon Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
←Rate | 08-03-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we havent thought about in a while...demons."
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lie everyone tells = “Hey! I just got your text!”
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:36 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people take my glasses, put them on, and say, "Oh. You really can't see, huh?" NO s**t sherlock. You don't see other people taking other people's wheel chairs saying, "Oh. You really can't walk, huh?"
←Rate | 05-09-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep you from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 19:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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