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   messageicon Kanye West should open a breakfast restaurant called "Omelette You Finish"
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BRB Means I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation..
←Rate | 10-17-2011 20:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here’s the story. I’m in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren’t you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to change my name to 'Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say "You are now friends with benefits."
←Rate | 03-12-2012 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without pointing it at myself and saying "there´s one."
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you text someone a paragraph and then 30 minutes later you get a damn lame reply saying "LOL".
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This hahaha guy just ignore him and dont rate his post he will be b gone. Trust me
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *sends text message* *gets a reply 45min later* "Oh so it's like that? Ok, then I'm gonna take twice as long to text back!"
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEST ADVICE: Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Horror movies don't scare me. Five missed calls from my mother scares me.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want people to not mess with you? Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and walk down the street drinking it.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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