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   messageicon It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we'd all appreciate it if you didn't post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh you got “Swag”? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was a homeless person, I would make a Coinstar costume and just sit outside of grocery stores.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're easy to get, then you're easy to forget.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the damn lock.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was a cop and I pulled over a drunk driver, I would make them do the Macarena as their sobriety test.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you still talk about it, you still care about it.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Advancements in phone technology are making it really difficult for me to make new excuses as to why I am ignoring them.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd, you're a w$ore who found glasses
←Rate | 06-02-2012 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I ask myself “Why me?What have I done to deserve this?” Then, I say to myself, “Oh…right.”
←Rate | 08-31-2011 15:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl has 3 personalities: 1) When she's with her family. 2) When she's with her friends. 3) When she's with HIM.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West should open a breakfast restaurant called "Omelette You Finish"
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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