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   I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

   Napoleon is the only Dynamite that is never going to bang.

   I'm pretty sure Dora the Explorer is teaching kids the wrong idea, because I tried rapist no raping the other day…. It didn't go well.

   Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus,

   easy but criticizing gently on it shows the mark of a sensible personality.

   You can never think of any changes or improvements to your essay until AFTER you print it out.

   I liked your post...until this happened :) xD lol <3 <33!

   Being a doctor is exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane.You can help them & be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!?

   Childbirth is nothing compared to walking through tall grass with sh!tty a$$ Pokémon.

   "Explain __ in your own words." Ok, ahdjej ejeodokm eiaian eushna fuueoa,

   Those people that make fun of you for flinching are annoying. Of course I try to avoid getting hit in the face.

   Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

   Latin is like zombies. They're both technically dead but still influencing society.

   Sluts are like Gary; they only like you for the cookie in your pants.

   People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.

   While Lebron is playing for the East, his mom was riding the West.

   Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me

   Guy: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? Girl: No Guy: (pulls pockets inside out) would you like to?

   The next time the hostess asks you respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

   "Knock knock." "Who's there?""Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.