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   messageicon “Who is this I just got a new phone?” Really means I didn’t bother to store your number because you aren’t that important.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook says we're 'friends' ,but trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to kick you in the teeth.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me..
←Rate | 08-26-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure I could make an entire meal with the crumbs in my keyboard.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the damn world is ending in 2012, I've decided to buy everything at places with a "Don't pay until 2013" plan.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talk used to be cheap...then someone invented cell phones.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be your own best friend. Everyone will be jealous.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the leading cause to cell phone battery deaths.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:37 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon My shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 18:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween … Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party
←Rate | 10-31-2014 12:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook
←Rate | 04-20-2011 17:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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