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   messageicon Burger King and Dairy Queen got together for a little in-N-out burger and had Carl's Jr. He sing's about old McDonald's farm, his favorite toy is Jack in the box and his favorite cartoon is sonic. He grew up and married Wendy and Taco Bells were ringing.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 20:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT?
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 00:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Homosexual has the same number of letters as cantaloupe. Coincidence? Yes.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 00:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know you're either doing something very right, or something very wrong.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 04:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Secret life of the American teenager is less realistic than star wars. No father and daughter talk about sex that casually. "Hey amy, are you going to have sex with Ricky tonight?" "Well we're both emotionally & physically ready, so yeah." "okay, cool
←Rate | 12-04-2011 00:37 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its strange to think that decades from now, people might be dressing like US for Halloween, like they do for flappers, or hippies.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 20:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elementary math problems are weird."'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9 What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE."
←Rate | 10-24-2011 18:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Congress declared that pizza is a vegetable you wouldn't be surprised if they made mayonnaise an instrument
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up after a night out and knowing you could write The Hangover 3.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 04:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate that awkad moment when a dumb b!tch likes a Facebook page called "I Hate Dumb B!tches."
←Rate | 10-26-2011 20:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon BIRTH: It goes in like a banana and comes out like a pineapple.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:48 by g0re Comments (2)  


   messageicon Haters gon' hate, potatoes gon' potate.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 05:24 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon People in relationships are usually can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when you're trying to watch proactive commercials but MTV shows keep interrupting.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 15:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon .I texted my girlfriend saying who sang 'Party Rock Anthem'. She replied 'LMFAO'. I don't get what's so funny?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 00:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock, knock," "Who's there?" "To.""To who?" "To whom."
←Rate | 12-03-2011 20:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one class where when you're absent, you feel like you've missed a year when you come back.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 03:36 by g0re Comments (0)  




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