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   messageicon Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to " Unstable "
←Rate | 10-14-2011 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make a medal for anyone uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say “wow, that's crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven't been listening to a word of your conversation.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company..
←Rate | 10-17-2011 20:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China..
←Rate | 07-20-2013 23:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet
←Rate | 01-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 75% of my regrets involve hitting "send".
←Rate | 06-11-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Big Mac doesn’t look anything like the ones in the ads… Same goes with people and Facebook profile pics.
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sent a Facebook friend request to the girl who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from her house.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liking" a picture at 2AM on Facebook is more like "I would LIKE to have sex with you.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 20:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're the one who posted over a thousand pictures of yourself on-line, why does looking at them make me the weird one?
←Rate | 05-13-2011 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook says we're 'friends' ,but trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to kick you in the teeth.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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