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Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to " Unstable "
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10-14-2011 21:13 by BEGO
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They should make a medal for anyone uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
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01-11-2013 21:25 by BEGO
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When I say “wow, that's crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven't been listening to a word of your conversation.
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05-31-2011 21:26 by BEGO
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Ladies, Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect.
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05-31-2012 23:15 by BEGO
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That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company..
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10-17-2011 20:35 by BEGO
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❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
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04-12-2011 23:22 by BEGO
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This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China..
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07-20-2013 23:33 by BEGO
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Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet
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01-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO
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Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.
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03-03-2012 22:02 by BEGO
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75% of my regrets involve hitting "send".
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06-11-2011 22:30 by BEGO
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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05-08-2012 21:04 by BEGO
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The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
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04-05-2014 21:42 by BEGO
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The Big Mac doesn’t look anything like the ones in the ads… Same goes with people and Facebook profile pics.
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09-22-2015 22:35 by BEGO
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I sent a Facebook friend request to the girl who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from her house.
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11-09-2011 21:00 by BEGO
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Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time.
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04-18-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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Liking" a picture at 2AM on Facebook is more like "I would LIKE to have sex with you.
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04-22-2012 21:28 by BEGO
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A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
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04-18-2011 20:15 by BEGO
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You're the one who posted over a thousand pictures of yourself on-line, why does looking at them make me the weird one?
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05-13-2011 22:33 by BEGO
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Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
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11-22-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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People say I’m sarcastic but I’m just investigating the effects of irony on morons.
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01-04-2013 21:28 by BEGO
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