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   messageicon Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you, because God has said "This is my world and even I couldn't make my every creation love me"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 14:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Theres always that cart at walmart with an oval wheel. I'm all like "I wanna go look at games!" but its like "Nah b!tch, we're going to produce"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 14:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I'm frustrated, I like picturing my enemies being d!ck-slapped in the face. ..not by mine of course. I wanna hurt em, not kill em
←Rate | 12-23-2011 14:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have 2 sisters,one 14 and the other 6. the 14 year old was arguing with the 6 year old and said" SANTA ISN'T REAL!" without blinking,the 6 year old said"neither is edward cullen!" I don't wanna be mean so i'll say this,one ran away crying.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 15:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said "you can't fold a piece of paper in half 8 times" has clearly never seen me wipe my a$$ with the last sheet of toilet paper.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 15:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do the perfect imitation of a slug being poured salt on when my mom turns the light on in my room this early
←Rate | 12-23-2011 15:40 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to play sports. Then I realised you can buy trophies.. Now I am good at everything.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 21:15 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?" "69"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 21:17 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I wasn't that drunk.. Myself: Dude, you were talking to yourself! Me: ...and... Myself: ...and you still are.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I jerked off so good that when I woke up my D!ck was in the kitchen making breakfast
←Rate | 01-01-2012 19:16 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkard moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet..
←Rate | 01-03-2012 03:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon bThe awkard moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:09 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody talks about my drinking but nobody talks about my thirst.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOMAN'S LOGIC... Bikini: no problem Underwear and Bra: OMG!!! DONT LOOK!!!
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you picked up a little Mexícan girl and screamed, 'DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'" @____@
←Rate | 01-06-2012 22:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon DEAR SIDEWALK, Please get wider... SINCERELY, 3rd FRIEND WALKING BEHIND FEELING EXCLUDED.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 22:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your hungry when your stomach sounds like chewbacca with a ballpoint pen up his a$$
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:26 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon To do list: go to a bank wearing a ski mask. complete a normal transaction. leave as if nothing happened.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon who else pretends someone you like is randomly watchin u, so that you do whatever you were doing 10x better?
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:37 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon that awkard moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:41 by g0re Comments (0)  




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