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X save a horse, ride a chupacabra
←Rate | 02-26-2009 18:16 Comments (0)


X has THOUGHT about getting outta bed, still thinking, still thinking
←Rate | 02-27-2009 11:56 Comments (0)


X says sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.
←Rate | 02-27-2009 11:59 Comments (1)


X just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain
←Rate | 02-27-2009 14:17 Comments (0)




X is bald, fat, Chinese, rich. Wanna goto the movie sometime?
←Rate | 02-27-2009 16:51 by Chinese Comments (1)


X wants a snuggie made out of sham wow material
←Rate | 02-27-2009 19:26 by Jack Comments (0)


X is needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 00:21 Comments (0)


X is so poor that he can't even pay attention
←Rate | 02-28-2009 00:22 by Ivan The Terrible Comments (0)


X is swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 05:33 Comments (0)


X is In the chemistry lab, proving that ugliness is more than skin deep.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 13:31 Comments (0)


X poured his heart out, it evaporated....
←Rate | 02-28-2009 13:42 Comments (0)


X never fakes it!
←Rate | 02-28-2009 15:13 Comments (0)


X is thinking about sex, every 15 nanoseconds.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 16:33 Comments (0)


X is trying to get the taste of last night's date's mouth out of his mouth.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 17:01 Comments (0)


X is nourishing his inner child with Cheetos and beer.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 19:40 Comments (0)


X is the cause of your drinking problem.
←Rate | 03-01-2009 04:37 Comments (0)


X is looking for nemo
←Rate | 03-02-2009 01:37 by Nena Comments (0)


X is "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch
←Rate | 03-02-2009 10:39 Comments (0)


X is "insert clever remark here."
←Rate | 03-02-2009 11:02 Comments (0)


X is Save a horse, ride the bus.
←Rate | 03-02-2009 11:09 Comments (0)


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