Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
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X save a horse, ride a chupacabra
X has THOUGHT about getting outta bed, still thinking, still thinking
X says sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.
X just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain
X is bald, fat, Chinese, rich. Wanna goto the movie sometime?
X wants a snuggie made out of sham wow material
X is needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.
X is so poor that he can't even pay attention
X is swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.
X is In the chemistry lab, proving that ugliness is more than skin deep.
X poured his heart out, it evaporated....
X never fakes it!
X is thinking about sex, every 15 nanoseconds.
X is trying to get the taste of last night's date's mouth out of his mouth.
X is nourishing his inner child with Cheetos and beer.
X is the cause of your drinking problem.
X is looking for nemo
X is "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." -- Randy Pausch
X is "insert clever remark here."
X is Save a horse, ride the bus.