g0re Funny Status Messages

   HAVE YOU FOUND A REAL JOB YET?!!!!! no,i've been searching for a FAKE job that'll pay me FAKE money,to pay all my FAKE bills off,so when I retire,i can move to a FAKE retiree home in florida.

   Due to the retarded faces some girls like to make and the fact that it's become cool to be a jerk, nowadays, instead of duck, duck, goose, all you see in pictures is duck, duck, douche.

   If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a li[ ]e .

   It's kind of fun to hang out with a younger person who thinks you're a lot cooler than you actually are.

   Basketball players took the phrase"grow up" too literally.

   How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food.

   If Apple created the iHouse, it wouldn't have any Window.

   It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application.

   It's really annoying when you want to talk to someone, but you have a feeling that they don't want to talk to you.

   It's amazing the things you'll do while procrastinating; it's almost anti-procrastination. It's like "Well, I just re-read all 7 Harry Potter books, learned fluent German and mastered the ability of knife throwing... But I still didn't start that essay",

   Feelings like anger and sadness should probably be embraced. Even though we may not like them, they're all natural emotions and a part of life. After all, the world would most likely be pretty bland if all we felt was satisfaction.

   bThe awkard moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.

   If there was a game show based off of Mario Party, I would definitely want to be on it,

   not to be rude but, I really don't care.. like, at all.

   You're curious as to how Taylor Swifts songs will change when she can legally drink alcohol

   The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1) Boil water 2) Eat block of ramen 3) Drink boiled water 4) Snort flavored powder 5) Fu*k B!tches.

   As awesome as it would be, sadly the state farm jingle does not work for you unless you are doing a commercial :(

   It's kind of disappointing when you're reading someone's bio on any site and are somewhat interested, but then you reach the end and it says you don't like me, then PISS OFF!!!" Well, that was rude

   It's funny to hear someone talk normally and then all of a sudden throw in a huge word. EX: "Yo, dude I was walking down the street with my bro and suddenly this hot girl walks by and I was like, 'Damn, that ass is quite prepossessing.'".

   I hate it when I get into an argument with my mom and then later I here her talking about it on the phone and I'm just sitting there like.....no that's not how it happened. -__-