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   messageicon That akward moment when you don't really like your crush. You like the imaginary version of them which you created in your head.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 04:30 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you keep a blonde occupied for a few hours? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 04:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon My math teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a pen!s. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:26 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa is an unfair a$shole, He gives the more expensive gifts to the wealthier kids!
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory" - Spongebob
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I didnt do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a f*cking genius!"
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAVE YOU FOUND A REAL JOB YET?!!!!! no,i've been searching for a FAKE job that'll pay me FAKE money,to pay all my FAKE bills off,so when I retire,i can move to a FAKE retiree home in florida.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 04:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did one ocean say to the other ocean?...Nothing they just waved...Do you SEA what I did there?...I'm SHORE you did, BEACH.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 18:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon TEACHER: what is the opposite of laughing? STUDENT: fu*king... TEACHER: why is that? STUDENT: well laughing is Ha Ha Ha and fu*king is Ah Ah Ah ....
←Rate | 12-17-2011 19:05 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon your not drunk till you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth
←Rate | 12-17-2011 20:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying "You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox's, PS3's, iphones, flat-screen tv's & laptops, you ungrateful little sh!t"
←Rate | 12-19-2011 23:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now your holding your phone in your right hand, having your 3 fingers behind, your pinky on the bottom & scrolling down with your thumb! :)
←Rate | 12-20-2011 00:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a b!tch, and Monday's its son..
←Rate | 12-20-2011 00:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 12 % of the earths population can solve this in 30 seconds. Say the 0pposite of these words: 1) always 2) coming 3) from 4) take 5) me 6) down
←Rate | 12-21-2011 04:19 by g0re Comments (2)  


   messageicon Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a li[ ]e .
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon People think i'm shy because I don't talk or participate much in conversations. The truth is I don't really give a f*ck what they're talking about.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF: Babe what are you doing?? BF:Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now hunny and you sweetheart ? GF:In the club standing right behind you
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:39 by g0re Comments (0)  




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