Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is not buying anything Michael Moore says anymore

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X has more bars in more places.

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X is not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!

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X is brought to you in full digital and is giving out coupons for your box.

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X is turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!

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X is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.

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X is out of beta, and is releasing on time

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X once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

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X is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]

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X is wants a sham wow

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X is rated E for everyone.

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X is reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!

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X is Available in 'Small' Medium' and 'Large'

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X wears her sunglasses at night

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X is the limit of the variable approaching perfection.

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X is fighting the financial crisis

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X is somewhere over the rainbow

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X it turns out, is not a jedi :(

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X is so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.

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X life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain

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