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X is not buying anything Michael Moore says anymore
X has more bars in more places.
X is not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!
X is brought to you in full digital and is giving out coupons for your box.
X is turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!
X is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.
X is out of beta, and is releasing on time
X once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
X is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]
X is wants a sham wow
X is rated E for everyone.
X is reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!
X is Available in 'Small' Medium' and 'Large'
X wears her sunglasses at night
X is the limit of the variable approaching perfection.
X is fighting the financial crisis
X is somewhere over the rainbow
X it turns out, is not a jedi :(
X is so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.
X life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain