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X is not buying anything Michael Moore says anymore
←Rate | 02-17-2009 10:49 by Tim W Comments (0)


X has more bars in more places.
←Rate | 02-17-2009 11:26 by Mike Comments (0)


X is not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!
←Rate | 02-17-2009 13:43 Comments (0)


X is brought to you in full digital and is giving out coupons for your box.
←Rate | 02-18-2009 16:16 by Marc S Comments (0)




X is turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!
←Rate | 02-18-2009 19:59 Comments (0)


X is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.
←Rate | 02-19-2009 16:18 Comments (0)


X is out of beta, and is releasing on time
←Rate | 02-20-2009 13:50 Comments (0)


X once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
←Rate | 02-20-2009 13:50 Comments (0)


X is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]
←Rate | 02-20-2009 13:54 Comments (0)


X is wants a sham wow
←Rate | 02-20-2009 15:13 Comments (0)


X is rated E for everyone.
←Rate | 02-20-2009 18:19 Comments (0)


X is reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!
←Rate | 02-21-2009 01:37 Comments (0)


X is Available in 'Small' Medium' and 'Large'
←Rate | 02-21-2009 13:15 by Maria Crisci Comments (0)


X wears her sunglasses at night
←Rate | 02-21-2009 14:26 Comments (0)


X is the limit of the variable approaching perfection.
←Rate | 02-22-2009 21:53 Comments (0)


X is fighting the financial crisis
←Rate | 02-23-2009 09:21 by John Comments (0)


X is somewhere over the rainbow
←Rate | 02-23-2009 11:37 Comments (0)


X it turns out, is not a jedi :(
←Rate | 02-25-2009 21:09 Comments (0)


X is so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.
←Rate | 02-26-2009 07:37 Comments (0)


X life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain
←Rate | 02-26-2009 17:02 Comments (0)


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