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To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it
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11-10-2012 21:53 by BEGO
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The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
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11-27-2012 00:23 by BEGO
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Todays Generation – “omg my parents never let me have nything.” via iPhone
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08-23-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.
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10-13-2010 21:45 by BEGO
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Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them.
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06-18-2012 22:15 by BEGO
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Have you ever said something and immediately thought "I didn't know I knew that."
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07-01-2012 22:34 by BEGO
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I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.
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10-20-2011 20:14 by BEGO
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Friends are forever, until they are in relationship.
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11-01-2011 22:52 by BEGO
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I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
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09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO
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Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping..
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11-22-2012 21:29 by BEGO
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I told everybody at work that I've got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
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12-13-2012 21:38 by BEGO
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Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells F&CK really loud then people scurry like mad.
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03-22-2013 21:15 by BEGO
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Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of s$it.
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05-08-2012 21:02 by BEGO
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hey... I just met you, and this is crazy, but please shut the f$ck up.
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05-25-2012 21:52 by BEGO
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I hope they gave this year's Nobel Prize to the dude who invented Yoga Pants.
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06-28-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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Dont lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night.
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07-08-2012 22:45 by BEGO
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My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I'm lazy.
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09-13-2011 20:40 by BEGO
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That mini heart attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket!
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09-21-2011 20:45 by BEGO
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Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think "Wow, this is Awesome!"
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04-21-2012 22:40 by BEGO
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“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
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09-29-2011 20:27 by BEGO
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