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I liked your post...until this happened :) xD lol <3 <33!
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10-14-2011 02:19 by g0re
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It would be funny if someone calls"shotgun", and you were to just yell"Rosa Parks", get in the front seat, and refuse to move?
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10-14-2011 02:00 by g0re
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Napoleon is the only Dynamite that is never going to bang.
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10-14-2011 01:52 by g0re
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Everytime you use the handicap stall you secretly hope no one in a wheelchair comes in.
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10-14-2011 01:33 by g0re
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If Patrick Star was running for president, his motto could be "We should take all of our problems, and move them somewhere else!"
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10-14-2011 01:17 by g0re
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The most annoying thing is when you get a pimple on your nose, like I would rather get a pimple any where else but...
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10-14-2011 01:04 by g0re
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Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
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10-14-2011 00:35 by g0re
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Your manners slowly disappear the more you have to repeat something. Example: Can you pass the salt? The salt, can you pass it. No. The SALT. GIVE ME THE SALT!
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10-14-2011 00:28 by g0re
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Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up.
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10-14-2011 00:25 by g0re
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Don't you hate it when you're right, but you're the only person in the room that knows it, so as far as everyone is concerned, you're just wrong.
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10-13-2011 19:21 by g0re
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IPods: where 8 GB of memory really means 6.46.
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10-13-2011 19:09 by g0re
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Even though they have no use for them, guys would look kinda weird without nipples.
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10-13-2011 19:01 by g0re
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It seems like in movies, when they want a female to look older, they just cut her hair.
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10-13-2011 18:46 by g0re
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If somebody does a backflip, they automatically become a bada$$.
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10-13-2011 18:38 by g0re
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There are 7 billion people in this world, don't let one ruin your day.
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10-13-2011 18:35 by g0re
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A relationship is like standing on wet cement..The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.
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10-13-2011 18:27 by g0re
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Owls make good pets because they're always interested in your social life. You tell it "guess who I went to the movies with" and it always asks"who?"
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10-13-2011 18:25 by g0re
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It sucks whenever you hear a song you really like in public but you don't know the name of it.
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10-13-2011 18:20 by g0re
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There is perhaps nothing more annoying then listening to a great song on Youtube and decidding to vote up a comment you agree with, only to be taken away from the video to a login page prompting you for your username/password.
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10-13-2011 01:23 by g0re
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If you think about it Johnny Bravo would be perfect for Jersey Shore.
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10-13-2011 01:20 by g0re
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