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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18.
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10-27-2011 22:58 by g0re
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Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.
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11-05-2011 17:53 by g0re
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You know what a lot of words mean, it's just really hard to explain it
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10-12-2011 19:43 by g0re
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The most annoying thing is when you get a pimple on your nose, like I would rather get a pimple any where else but...
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10-14-2011 01:04 by g0re
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Erasers can be your best friend and be like "Oh hey, you need this erased? No problem, I got you." While other times, they can be like"OH HEY I THINK YOUR PAPER NEEDS A SMUDGE RIGHT HERE, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU".
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11-11-2011 23:43 by g0re
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It's awkward when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus.
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10-24-2011 00:42 by g0re
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I don't understand why people are so amazed when I say that my grandfather survived Auschwitz. I mean, most German officers did.
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11-10-2011 16:43 by g0re
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They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc.
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10-31-2011 17:59 by g0re
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If a zombie apocalypse ever happens, we all better hope people who can do parkour don't get infected.
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10-21-2011 16:10 by g0re
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I am not really scared that the world will end on 12/21/2012...I"m just scared of what crazy things people will do on that day.
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12-03-2011 22:57 by g0re
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One hour long text conversation = 5 minute face to face conversation.
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10-27-2011 23:13 by g0re
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The guy who stands in the entrance of Walmart and says "Welcome to Walmart" must say it so many times, he probably wakes up at night yelling it.
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12-07-2011 04:17 by g0re
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Friend 1: Guys my wife wants to have 3 kids cuz of the 3 musketeers. Friend 2: Well my wife wants to have 7 because of the 7 dwarfs. Me: Guys I gotta go... my wife was watching 101 dalmations..
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12-08-2011 00:11 by g0re
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It's hard to understand why eating a banana would be considered even remotely sexual. Sure, it can represent a phallic object, but if a girl devouring your pen!s turns you on then you have some serious problems.
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10-29-2011 19:02 by g0re
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It makes you worried for the future when you see all the insecure girls on Facebook posting their pictures as their statu$ and begging for likes.
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11-03-2011 17:57 by g0re
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I think we need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts.
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12-13-2011 06:12 by g0re
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If an old man stuffs you in a bag don't worry, I asked for you for Christmas. Oh he threw you in a van, not a sleigh? Yeah, you're screwed.
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12-14-2011 01:49 by g0re
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TEACHER: what is the opposite of laughing? STUDENT: fu*king... TEACHER: why is that? STUDENT: well laughing is Ha Ha Ha and fu*king is Ah Ah Ah ....
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12-17-2011 19:05 by g0re
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Alot of commercials nowadays are just knock offs of the Oldspice commercials with a very dramatic main character and a suprising plot twist at the end.
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10-18-2011 19:50 by g0re
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In elementary, there always seemed to be that one kid who had to deepthroat the water fountain when getting a drink.
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10-14-2011 05:11 by g0re
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