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   messageicon Do you enjoy interacting with people?" "Nope" "Great, you're hired!" - DMV interview process
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2014 is in 4 months.. Let that sink in
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My next house will have no kitchen—just vending machines and a large trash can.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you for your payment, I'm going to give you a confirmation number." "Cool, I'm going to pretend I'm writing it down.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
←Rate | 04-12-2012 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my boss catches me actually doing work.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember before the internet when people ate food and didn't need to tell everyone about it?
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationship Advice: The person with the longest text message response time has the upper hand.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds.
←Rate | 12-18-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that Google Searches stay on your hard drive forever...that means my laptop will never be for sale.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 2012 and bread still has a crust. Flying cars my ass.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unicorns aren't extinct - they just gained weight and are now called rhinos.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wives & girlfriends are temporary but ex-wives & ex-girlfriends last forever.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like sands through the hourglass, Facebook wastes the days of our lives.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one ever says, “It's only a game,” when their team is winning.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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