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   messageicon Some people are born mature, and some need it thrust upon them. Tehehe... thrust.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon ou know you're lazy when you don't have any clean bowls so you eat cereal off a plate.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 10:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone can't pick you up, it's easier to call them weak than to admit that you're fat.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 04:24 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's sad is that December 22, 2012 falls on a Saturday, so you can't go to school and say "Oh, I thought we were all going to die, so I didn't do my homework".
←Rate | 10-18-2011 17:13 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems like medicine manufacturers have never tasted freaking fruit before. Funny, I don't remember cherries tasting like an a$$.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 05:06 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the hell out of their dog.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade"
←Rate | 11-24-2011 13:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got caught jerking off while sniffing my friends sister's panties yesterday.... Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went f*cking ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:05 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime you use the handicap stall you secretly hope no one in a wheelchair comes in.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 01:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody talks about my drinking but nobody talks about my thirst.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people belittle other people's problems just because they're not as bad as some. No matter the gravity, they're still problems, and people have a right to be sad.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 20:34 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I get it. You want to talk to me! But that doesn't mean that you have to send me 4 texts 8 missed calls, a facebook chat, and a facebook message. I wil respond eventually to one simple text. Go buy some patience on E-bay.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 16:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls: If a guy wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think about it this way: Due to all of the successes Steve Jobs had, news of his death is spreading faster than it ever could have. That's what I call a life's accomplishment.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teens: being tired is one of your personality traits.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like stamps. We lick them and send them on their way.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 02:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems that nowadays people just add random symbols or letters after a colon and call it an emoticon. Like really? What the hell does :H mean.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad never loved me as a child, you can't really blame him though I wasn't born until he was an adult.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny text messages to send! 1. Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, that beautiful smile, that sexy voice.. anyway enough bout me, how are you;)?
←Rate | 12-14-2011 06:44 by g0re Comments (0)  




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