anonymous Funny Status Messages

   melting in your mouth not in your hands

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   the way it used to be.

   glad he crashed the wedding.

   will gladly brighten your atmosphere.

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   partying like a rock star.

   having delusions of adequacy

   logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)

   once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   A Good Source Of Calcium.

   forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence

   the reason for the tear drops on your guitar

   wants you and your beautiful soul

   Trying To Conquer The World

   going around in circles

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife