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Cheated on Facebook with my real life today.
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05-05-2011 11:33 by BEGO
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Alcohol – The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.”
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01-04-2013 21:30 by BEGO
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
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04-13-2012 20:38 by BEGO
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The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them
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04-19-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Relationships are like garage sales: At a distance it looks like it could be interesting...up close it's just a ton s$it you don't need!
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05-11-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything.
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06-20-2012 21:52 by BEGO
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Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.
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07-10-2012 21:55 by BEGO
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Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask how you’re still married.
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05-14-2015 21:55 by BEGO
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Sometimes “I'm single” means “I'm drama free”, “less stressed” and “I refuse to settle for less.”
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08-08-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
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09-19-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby.
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09-26-2011 20:01 by BEGO
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Life is like a can of whipped cream.....you have to shake things up a little before you get anything out of it.
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10-14-2011 20:59 by BEGO
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Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for you?
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02-02-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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The perfect woman: 1. Beautiful but doesn't let it get to her head. 2. Intelligent without needing to prove it. 3. Funny as hell.
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09-17-2012 08:17 by BEGO
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Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?
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07-25-2011 23:17 by BEGO
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[ ] Democratic party [ ] Republican party [x] Pizza party
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10-01-2012 22:42 by BEGO
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Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans?
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06-21-2011 22:29 by BEGO
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Just Unfriended a Facebook Friend on their Birthday… that takes TRUE GRIT!
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04-18-2011 19:11 by BEGO
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Facebook blocked at work. 2012 has come much earlier than anticipated.
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05-04-2011 15:43 by BEGO
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Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
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03-15-2011 12:15 by BEGO
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