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   messageicon In a bizarre turn of events, erectile dysfunction cases are on the rise.
←Rate | 08-10-2012 08:51 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon When asked "What's Up" respond "A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."
←Rate | 08-09-2012 10:02 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cat burglars commit daring robberies with stealthy skills, while kitten burglars are so cute people just give them stuff.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so excited about the 100m Olympic times, but Jason Voorhees could beat all those clowns just walking.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:54 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:52 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 07:35 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 07:11 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stevie Wonder just filed for divorce. He wanted to not see other people.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 06:59 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane... ? What were they so excited about?
←Rate | 07-31-2012 05:46 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon We become what we most hate. So I'll apologize now for eventually playing for the Cowboys
←Rate | 07-25-2012 18:45 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reportedly, there are many trucking jobs that no one wants. Attn trucking Industry: make trucking more like the battle at the end of Mad Max II.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 05:22 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's be honest. She does NOT got Betty Davis eyes. She's on drugs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 04:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 06:03 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 06:02 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon I may be dumb, but at least I'm not …wait, what was I talking about?
←Rate | 07-15-2012 05:58 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I brought neither the noise or the funk today.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 05:00 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Journey? Quick question: What if I never even started believin'?
←Rate | 07-14-2012 04:54 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Restaurant hosts: Stop asking, we all want a booth.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 10:39 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm 38 and I have no clue what AM or PM stands for. Nice job, public school system!
←Rate | 07-12-2012 09:29 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon Silly prank: Transmit clips of backward devil talk to your neighbors' baby monitor at random times throughout the night.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 07:29 by Huck Comments (0)  



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