fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.

   Lebron Hairline Don't Respect Him

   TV a silent weapon. It's the downfall ofsociety as we know it.

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   "Insecure ass women cant accept any guybeing more successful than they are andanger is the shield..."

   If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death

   Step 1 in a relationahip is to make sure you strike fear in your girl heart. Threaten to hit her. Make her scared of you so she wont cheat

   I only takeSTD test in jail. I like all my bad news atone time

   Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life

   gettin extra faded in honor of mini me