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Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram
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05-14-2012 21:06 by BEGO
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The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..
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10-07-2011 23:10 by BEGO
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Wouldn't it be great to hear a priest say "been there, done that" in reply to your confessed sins?
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01-15-2013 21:17 by BEGO
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Some people should come with subtitles.
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10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO
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Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I’ll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)
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04-26-2013 21:29 by BEGO
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I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real mother..
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09-21-2011 20:46 by BEGO
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Always believe a woman when she says: “You don't want to know!”
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05-18-2011 21:26 by BEGO
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Teenage girls: stop making the duck face in all your photos. I don't know who told you it was attractive cause it isn't. You look quite stupid and immature, not to mention ugly. Mostly stupid. Real stupid.
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11-24-2011 21:51 by BEGO
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A Mosquito landed on my friends face.. Easiest decision of my life..
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08-23-2013 23:33 by BEGO
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You need to have an open mind, but not so open that your common sense falls out.
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06-29-2011 21:32 by BEGO
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The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..
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09-16-2011 19:20 by BEGO
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Today's Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bulls**t.
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10-07-2011 23:00 by BEGO
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When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you've done well.
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05-09-2011 11:57 by BEGO
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward.
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03-09-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
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04-04-2012 21:50 by BEGO
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Hey person calling me from a blocked number, I’m not answering. Ever.
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01-25-2013 21:12 by BEGO
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If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy.
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08-30-2013 23:15 by BEGO
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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06-15-2011 14:36 by BEGO
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To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...
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08-09-2010 23:39 by BEGO
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Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave
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06-22-2010 21:32 by BEGO
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