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   messageicon Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..
←Rate | 10-07-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be great to hear a priest say "been there, done that" in reply to your confessed sins?
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should come with subtitles.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I’ll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real mother..
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always believe a woman when she says: “You don't want to know!”
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teenage girls: stop making the duck face in all your photos. I don't know who told you it was attractive cause it isn't. You look quite stupid and immature, not to mention ugly. Mostly stupid. Real stupid.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Mosquito landed on my friends face.. Easiest decision of my life..
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You need to have an open mind, but not so open that your common sense falls out.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..
←Rate | 09-16-2011 19:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bulls**t.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you've done well.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 11:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey person calling me from a blocked number, I’m not answering. Ever.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...
←Rate | 08-09-2010 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave
←Rate | 06-22-2010 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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